Groucho Marx - Quotes

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star.

Born: 2 October 1890, New York, New York, United States

Died: 19 August 1977, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, United States

Here are some popular quotes and statements from Groucho Marx.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

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